I once had a guy (stranger) tell me he could cure my “lesbianism” if I’d accept to sleep with him and then grabben my butt and breasts. I told him I’ll fuck him with a strap on, if he wants to sleep with me so bad. Then I slapped his ass and muttered “I’d fuck that so hard and deep.”
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I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.
sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again